Seriously, when we were young, our parents played a board game with us called ‘The London Game’. It was basically a form of Ludo, but used the central London Underground map as the board. It taught us how to use the Tube, and to this day I can pretty much draw the map for you.

I think that there’s a big difference between central Londoners and those who live further out. If you are in the middle, then you regularly use varied combinations of buses and trains to get where you need to go. Commuters tend to know their route, and that is it.

Meanwhile, from my time on the North Shore, I seem to remember waiting around the departure board at Penn Station until the track number was revealed a few minutes before!

I love travelling round London, especially on the buses. If I have the time, I’d much rather look out of the window and see where I am going.

Nu, next time, call me!